Flathead County Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/28/2019 at 11:59 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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12:44 a.m. A golf cart was crashed in a ditch in Bigfork.

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6:24 a.m. Two transients screaming at each other in the woods woke up a Kalispell resident.

8:50 a.m. A Kalispell man said his girlfriend ran off with his kid.

9:20 a.m. A truck going through Kalispell lost its axel.

9:27 a.m. A Whitefish resident reported seeing someone with a bag full of drugs and a needle.

10:02 a.m. Law enforcement was on the lookout for two dogs that viciously murdered an innocent cat. Authorities vowed to bring the two canine killers to justice.

10:33 a.m. A decorative gate was damaged in Bigfork.

10:40 a.m. A Bigfork man was sick and tired of people parking their car on his lawn.

11:19 a.m. A Kalispell man’s camper had gone missing.

12:03 p.m. A Bigfork resident found a dirty and lost poodle.

12:10 p.m. Two Whitefish residents were screaming at each other over an apparent disagreement regarding how they would mow their lawn.

12:32 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that someone almost hit her with a car.

1:25 p.m. Someone was apparently “spinning brodies” with a flatbed truck.

1:39 p.m. Another driver was “flipping brodies” through Kalispell.

2:24 p.m. A dog was seen walking down the street.

2:40 p.m. Someone was recklessly driving around an area waterpark.

3:16 p.m. The camper that was reported stolen earlier in the day was found.

3:20 p.m. A local couple was engaged in a screaming match in a box store parking lot north of Kalispell.

3:46 p.m. A truck and some tools were stolen near Kalispell.

4:06 p.m. A man stole $65 worth of ammo from a local store.

5:29 p.m. A Kalispell resident reported that he had a “situation” on his hands. Upon further investigation, someone had tried to run the reporting party over with their car.

6:22 p.m. Drama arose between a Lakeside man’s new girlfriend and old girlfriend.

6:53 p.m. A Whitefish man reported a dog in his neighborhood that no one could catch.

9:42 p.m. A tree was on fire in Columbia Falls.

11:59 p.m. A Whitefish resident called 911 because they heard squealing tires and then a crash outside. The resident advised law enforcement to get out there and see what had happened, but added that they were too sleepy to look for themselves.

9:42 a.m. A local man received a threatening message on Facebook.

11:40 a.m. A dog was barking nonstop.

1:14 p.m. A man was driving all over the road near McDonald’s.

1:52 p.m. A woman pocked-dialed 911.

2:03 p.m. A Kalispell woman said a drone was flying over her as she enjoyed her lunch.

2:19 p.m. A Kalispell man was “thinking of taking things into his own hands.”

2:31 p.m. An ex-felon apparently amassed a large collection of guns much to the dismay of law enforcement.

2:42 p.m. A Columbia Falls dog bit a woman.

3:25 p.m. A Californian was driving like a jerk through Bigfork.

3:56 p.m. A car accident looked “serious.”

4:07 p.m. A lawn mower was stolen in Kalispell.

5:16 p.m. A man found a gun in an empty lot across from his house.

5:51 p.m. A group of teens were “drinking and causing problems.”

6:03 p.m. A local man said a number of items were stolen from him over the winter but he wasn’t quite sure what.

6:04 p.m. A phone and a wallet were stolen out of a parked car.

7:31 p.m. A Kalispell man was getting annoyed that his neighbor was shooting guns toward his house.

9:23 p.m. Youths were reportedly doing suspicious things along Idaho Street. Turns out they were making a music video.

11:06 p.m. A dispatcher heard what sounded like someone in distress in Lakeside during a 911 call. Upon further investigation, it turns out a few people were wine drunk but otherwise everything was cool.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/28/2019 at 12:11

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“spinning brodies”

“flipping brodies”


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > MonkeePuzzle
05/28/2019 at 12:22

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We used the terms interchangeably when I was a yute. 


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/28/2019 at 12:46

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Getting jealous of Montana style crime. Saskweejans have recently taken to shooting one another. (we’ve always been more of a stabby kind of people)


Kinja'd!!! benn454 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
05/28/2019 at 13:01

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 Did someone not say, "Sorry"?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/28/2019 at 13:09

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9:27 a.m. A Whitefish resident reported seeing someone with a bag full of drugs and a needle.

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now this is one highly questionable claim


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MonkeePuzzle
05/28/2019 at 13:11

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/me doesnt much like being flipped or spun

us brodies mostly like being left alone... and eating haggis


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > benn454
05/28/2019 at 13:11

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Last week a guy got hit by a car, then shot by the driver. ( he probably said sorry though)


Kinja'd!!! user314 > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/28/2019 at 13:31

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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > user314
05/28/2019 at 13:34

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damnit... i hate it when i recognize something and cant place it


Kinja'd!!! benn454 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
05/28/2019 at 13:37

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 So what you're saying is, Canadian Bacon was NOT a documentary? 


Kinja'd!!! user314 > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/28/2019 at 13:43

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One of Jon Lovitz’ characters from SNL: Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar  


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > user314
05/28/2019 at 13:55

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must be jon lovitz i recognized then as we really dont get much snl here

cheers :)


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > benn454
05/28/2019 at 14:05

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That all totally happened, and prime minister Clark McDonald is still ruling with his iron fist.